Wrestling advent calendar 2019
WCW Monday Nitro 6/7/99
La Parka and Silver King vs. Cicople and Damien
This is a Falls Count Anywhere Mexican Hardcore Match...because all four are Mexicans. Get it! Ugh. Anyway this match gets ugly quick as La Parka and Cicople take chairshots to the head followed by a sloppy Van Daminator from King to Damien.
That sets the tone for this match. This is nuts. Take the spotfest style of Lucha and throw in weapons. Among the highlights is Cicople ducking down too early for a Poetry in Motion only to have to get up so he can place the trash can that Damien retrieved over La Parka. Cicople takes a fucking whooping in this match ladies and gentlemen. The dude takes the Suicide Dive into a chair shot bump and its seven levels of fucking ow. Then towards the end the fucker takes a Tornado DDT through a table, he did not get payed enough for this.
All four threw out caution and safety and just took nasty bump nasty bump for like seven minutes and it’s so much fun to see what these crazy bastards do. The perfect throw away Hardcore match. Oh, one more Cicople highlight, not that the others didn’t have highlights (Parka dancing on his chair only to be kicked off with a Modified Dropkick from Damien, Damien hurling a chair into King as he does the Jericho dive from the inside to the outside, King doing an Asai Moonsault onto the other three while one has a trash can over his body) he hits Parka with a trash can lid to save Damien but it goes flying towards the crowd and apparently Tony Schiavone caught the goddamn thing.
I don’t know if this was good, but fuck I had a blast!
PCW Ultra Into the Void
Savio Vega vs. Mil Muertes
Muertes is defending the Ultra Championship in this match. Well we have our first meh match of this project. The brawl through at the start and even more so once they officially enter the ring and start the match. Muertes works over Vega with submissions and heel tactics such as digging his fingers into Vegas eyes and biting him. The match is slow, the opposite of Bryan/Reigns though.
They don’t try to push Vegas clear limitations and the crowds kind of out of it. They work with what they have before an anti-climactic Flatliner from Muertes ends the match. A slow kind of boring brawl. Vegas past his expedition date and shouldn’t be main eventing shows especially after a massive brawl between PCUWs Tag Champs and their challenges. Crowd didn’t care and neither did I.
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