Day 2 2021

 

Progress Chapter 115

Progress Tag Team Championship Dog House Rules Match

Big Money Gun Dogs (Big Guns Joe and Gene Munny) vs. Lykos Gym (Kid Lykos 1 and Kid Lykos 2)(c)

Remember when Progress was the next big thing in wrestling? Remember when Covid, Speaking Out, and NXT UK didn’t rip their roster to shreds? Good times. But Cara Noir is still champion, so at least there’s that. Speaking of Mr. Noir. I’ve decided to see what he’s been up to as champ…a whole lot of nothing. Like I said Progress was stripped bare of all its name talent by Speaking Out (for the better) and NXT UK (for the worse).

Gone are guys like WALTER, Dragunov, and David Starr (again for the better), here to stay are guys like Luke Jacobs, Charlie Sterling, and Nick Riley. I’m not discrediting any of them when it comes to talent but right now Progress has less heat than the Amish. Anyway, let’s check on the Tag Division and see what the fuck a Dog House Rules match is shall we. 

It’s just a No DQ Tornado Tag Team Match. Munny and Joe jump the Lykoses (Lykosi?) as soon as they can. Lykos 1 and Munny leave for a bit letting Joe and 2 show off a little. The OG and Munny re-emerge and tease tossing the other off of the balcony before disappearing again. 

The two eventually make their way back into the match and things begin to pick up. It’s not long before the plunder finds its way into the match. Everything from chains to dog food bowls, unique to say the least. Lykos^2 outwit the Dogs work superior, slick, and underhanded teamwork. OG Lykos may be held together with silly putty but they're a damn good team.

This was a fun match. I hesitate to call it good because some people will be turned off by the more comedic aspects but I had a blast watching. Munny is entertaining as hell, and the Lykoses are a really smooth tag team.