MGMC vs Beer Money Best of 5
Oh yes. Naturally after a contentious finish at Victory Road, they needed to find a way to definitively crown tag team champions. Would The Guns first title win be legitimized or would Beer Money rectify an injustice done to them by shoddy refereeing?
[Match 1- Impact 7/15/10
First up, a ladder match. The titles are not hanging above the ring but instead a contract is that allows the winners to decide the next match stipulation. Beer Money attack the Guns during their entrance and take control for a bit. The underdogs quickly fight back and we have the story for this match. The pendulum is constantly swinging back and forth between the two teams. MCMG are fast on their feet but Beer Money is made up of two wrestlers that cut their teeth in tag teams giving them the strategic advantage. None of that matters once the plunder gets involved. My word there’s so many awesome ladder spots I can’t just sit here and list them all. Giving the Guns, one of the most creative tag teams ever, ladders to play with was a stroke of genius. History repeats itself but this time in favor of Beer Money. The ref for the match, Brian Hebner again, gets knocked out by a wayward Alex Shelley. Sabin grabs the contract but there’s Ref to call the match.
Storm sneaks in and cracks a beer bottle over Sabine head and grabs the contract. Earl Hebner sees Storm with the contract and awards the match to Beer Money. I both like and hate that this is becoming a feud between Brian and Earl Hebner as much as it is between the Guns and Beer Money. Anyway, excellent match. Two amazing tag teams given weapons to play with, it’s great…speaking of.
Match 2 Impact 7/22/10
Per the rules of the first match Beer Money were granted the right to choose the stipulation and they’ve chosen a Street Fight. The Guns, pissed off after the Ladder match, drop the belt at the top of the ramp and book it to the ring. The brawl is on. Roode takes the first bit of innovative offense as he gets put in a Camel Clutch by Shelley. Sabin goes all the way back up the ramp which is connected to the ring, runs down it, and Dropkicks Roode in the face. Awesome! Slowly but surely the plunder comes out which gives the Guns more creative license including Roode getting Sabu’ed by a trash can. Roode actually takes the majority of the spots looking back on it. Anyway, leading to the finish both the ref outside and inside the ring are taken out. MCMG hit a Sliced Bread Powerbomb combo but with both refs down they can’t score take win. Storm cracks a beer bottle over Shelley’s head, kicks Sabins head off, and drags the ref over to count the three for Roode to put Beer Money up 2-0.
Great stuff.
Match 3 Impact 7/29/10
Steel Cage! Beer Money are in the ring and waiting for the Guns as their music plays with no sign of Sabin and Shelley. That’s because the Guns are coming from behind. They climb over the cage and jump Beer Money. Immediately the Guns launch into their signature offensive while also finding time to throw Storm and Roode into the steel. A Poetry in Motion Dropkick sends Roses head into the steel and we got color. Then, Sabin and Roode take up spots in the corner because naturally TNA would have a tag team cage match where both teams still need to tag in and out.
Despite Roodes gusher, Beer Money dominate showing off their own tag team acumen. I haven’t said it enough so far but Beer Money are really good in their own right. Beer Money almost steal the series but Shelley refuses to stay down and tags in Sabin. Sabin runs through an arsenal of moves and the rule about tagging in and out flies out the window. Beer Money come close but the Guns won’t stay down. The back and forth looks to be over when the Guns have Roode primed for a Splash Neckbreaker combo but Storm has the beer bottle. Sabin learns from his mistakes though and moves allowing Roode to get cracked in the head. Storm takes the Splash Neckbreaker instead and the Guns bring it to 2-1.
Match 4 Impact 8/5/10
ULTIMATE X!
Shelley and Sabin, the vets of this match type, immediately bolt for the X but Beer Money stops them and lays the SmackDown. The Guns being quick, and squirrelly immediately turn the tides. Shelley watches the perimeter as Sabin goes the X. Shelley manages to stop Roode but fails to stop Storm. The Guns light up Beer Money with a flurry of tag team moves climaxing with Shelley tie sing up Beer Money all by himself in some sort of bizarre STF and Crossface combo.
Beer Money not one’s to be outdone, fight back and SPIKE. S.P.I.K.E. SPIKE Shelley with a Catapult into a DDT. It looked fucking nasty. Then they argue over who is going to go for the X. Storm once wind by convincing Roode that he’s too drunk to climb the cables. I love wrestling.
The rest of the match is a flurry of excellent tag team work from both teams and innovative maneuvers from the Guns. Both teams make breaks for the X but no one succeeds for long. Following a Sliced Bread on the apron from Shelley, Roode and Sabin are free to gun for the win. Roode is climbing ontop of the cables and Sabin is shuffling along the traditional way. They meet in the middle and Sabin doggedly knocks Roode off balance and causes him to fall to the mat. Sabin grabs the X and the series is tied 2-2.
TNA Impact 8/12/10
The final match in the series. 2/3 Falls for all the marbles. The past four matches have been excellent, these two teams work magic together. Let’s fucking go.
Fall one, Storm and Sabin start and neither get a firm control so they tag out. Shelley and Roode starts to go the same way but Shelley takes control. Roode almost swings momentum back his way but Shelley tags Sabin and the Guns do what the Guns taking out both members of Beer Money. Guns control for a bit but eventually the dastardly, opportunistic ways of Beer Money give them the control…briefly. Shelley breaks up a near fall and tags on. Beer Money remain in control but Shelley prevents the Catapult DDT he almost died too in the previous match and the Guns take off in a flurry of X Division madness. Sabin attempts to keep the momentum going btu Storm stops him and drops him with an Orton DDT on the apron. Shelley tries to put away Roode but his Double Foot Stomp misses. GutBuster from Roode, Back Stabber from Storm, DWI! The first fall goes to Beer Money.
No break between falls and Beer Money continues their assault on Shelley. But they get too big for their britches and hit the taunt button. Sabin tags in and takes out both men with a Missile Dropkick. The Guns sandwichRoode in the corner and hit the Splash Neckbreaker Combo to secure the second fall.
Sabin attempts to keep the advantage but Roode outmaneuvers. Assisted dive from Storm, followed by a Suicide Dive from Shelley, followed by rope from Roode. Commercial! Fuck. Thank God for YT. The Guns are trying for their Muta Lock/Running Dropkick thing but Roode cuts them off and Sabin does a full ass backflip selling Roodes Lariat. Beer Money take control,but Storm louses it up and ends up taking a Double Foot Stomp in the Tree of Woe. In comes Sabin who take out both members of Beer mOney. The crowd bite hard on a very near fall after a Sabin Tornado DDT.
The Guns don’t slow for a second. Another near fall off of a Modified DWI from the Guns. The crowd are super into this, the commentators are super into this, I’m super into this. Beer Money mount a comeback but Sabine counters a DWI, and ducks a Last Call Superkick. Roode eats the Superkick and he’s done for the match. A third near fall (and third bite form the audience) follows a Splash Neckbreaker combo but the second one seals the deal. The Guns win the fall, the match, the titles, and the series.
Yeah, these are excellent even 14 years later. The two teams have amazing chemistry, and were two of TNAs best teams. They tore the house up on four straight Impacts, I HIGHLY recommend checking out the full series comp. TNA uploaded to YouTube if you’ve never seen these matches or want to revisit them.