FMW Yamato-Nadeshiko II
No Rope Barbed Wire Death
Shark Tsuchiya vs. Megumi Kudo
Is FMW more than blood and guts? Yes. Am I a deathmatch guy? No. But I’ve never seen a women’s barbed wire match and I’m always looking for something different for these things. So here we are.
Megumi cuts a promo pre-match that she concludes by saying she doesn’t fear Shark, she only hates her. Megumi comes out rocking a white bodysuit with pink. Her arms, face, neck, and one leg are exposed. Take a wild guess at who ends up with most of the blood. Obviously, the two spend the first couple minutes trying and failing to introduce the other to the wire ropes. Shark is eventually successful in Irish Whipping Megumi into the ropes. Her cohorts outside the ring eagerly help drive the wire into Megumi face and the blood begins to flow.
Sharks cohorts toss her a barbed wire wrapped kendo stick and a plain table to help in inducing punishment. After four or so unsuccessful table spots, Megumi turns the tide and puts Shark through the table. Shark no sells it and attacks Megumi with a goddamn sickle! Fucking…no! She tries to Cleve the poor woman with the sickle but Megumi uses a piece of the table as a shield and then as a weapon and its Sharks turn to meet the ropes.
Megumi also cohorts outside the ring and she tries to help beat Shark with the kendo stick but she’s not nearly as smooth getting into the ring as Sharks cohorts and it looks like Shark takes a couple of unexpected real shots. Did not look fun…none of this looks fun but those especially looked rough. Megumi s offense…doesn’t last. It’s almost immediately back to being brutalized by the heels. Shark damn nears kills Megumi with a Backdrop Driver and a follow up Powerbomb.
The rest is a blur of chaos. Megumi fights back and begins to hit Shark with Tiger Bomb after Tiger Bomb to no success. After dispatching one of Sharks friends into the bare bed wire, she hits Shark with a nasty, nasty Vertabreaker for the win.
Well this was definitely a spectacle. This wasn’t great even as a hardcore match. It seems like Shark started nursing her leg pretty early on so maybe that contributed to it btu there was a bunch of blown spots and awkward moments especially when Megumi big comeback was foiled by her partner getting stuck on the ropes trying to come into the ring. If you want to see something different maybe give this watch but other than that I wouldn’t recommend this.
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